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MacBinary | 1985-01-16 | 2.6 KB | [WORD/MSWD]
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This file was processed as: MacBinary (archive/macBinary).
Confidence	Program	Detection	Match Type	Support
`100%`	dexvert	Macintosh Word Document `(document/wordMac)`	idMeta	Supported
`10%`	dexvert	MacBinary `(archive/macBinary)`	fallback	Supported
`100%`	file	MacBinary II, inited, Wed Jan 16 14:11:33 1985, modified Wed Jan 16 14:11:33 1985, creator Microsoft Word, type MacWrite word processor, 1700 bytes "BONES_JOKE" dBase IV DBT, blocks size 0, block length 512, next free block index 436339456, next free block 268451529, next used block 4096, at 0x724 759 bytes resource dBase IV DBT, blocks size 0, block length 512, next free block index 436339456, next free block 268451529, next used block 4096	default (weak)
`99%`	file	data	default
`100%`	TrID	MacBinary 2	default (weak)
`100%`	siegfried	fmt/1762 MacBinary (II)	default
`100%`	lsar	MacBinary	default
id metadata
key	value
macFileType	`[WORD]`
macFileCreator	`[MSWD]`
hex view
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|00000030| 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 | 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 |........|........|
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